What is Hannibal Hand Job?
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When a fat older woman rubs Paprika on the genitals of a miserable old queen of a man. Often followed by demolishing his house with food from the refridgerator and/or causing a domestic dispute. Named for the small town that pioneered the practice, Hannibal, NY.
Billy got hauled off to jail after his ex gave him the Hannibal Hand Job.
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A blow job where the penis is covered in chocolate (or feces).
Joe wanted a Milky Way Chocolate bar, but I told him I'd only do it..