Hannibal, Missouri

What is Hannibal, Missouri?


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Boyhood home of author Mark Twain (real name Samuel Clemens), it is a boring town dominated by a Wal-Mart Supercenter and the overwhelming need to please the tourists rather than the townsfolk. A terrible place to raise children.

"I couldn't WAIT to get out of Hannibal, Missouri."

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