What is Hanny?
1.
When a girl wraps her hand around a mans penis and proceeds to rub until he ejaculates. A hand job.
Gavin: Robert, I heard Jordan gave you a hanny!
Robert: Yeah dude, I nutted on her chest.
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2.
Taking a very long time going number 2 in the bathroom. Can also refer to filling the bathroom with bad smells.
He’s pulling a Hanny.
Other tenses:
I just Hannyized the bathroom.
There is some serious Hannyizing going on in there.
Please use some Hannytizer
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3.
A mentally or physically retarded person, often one that would travel around in a mobility scooter or "hannymobile". Also if any old or even normal person is in a "hannymobile" they are then classed as a hanny. Another way of calling someone a hanny would be to refer to them as a "syndrome" The word hanny and hannymobile is used in Guernsey particularly at the Grammar School.
OMG guys, don't laugh there's a hanny (which in turn makes everyone laugh more
Ad you're such a hanny!
Woah, look at that hanny, it's got a hannymobile and everything.
Luke, you syndrome!!
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