What is Hans?
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A person who is consistently bad ass mo-fo.
That guy was a total Hans, not a Poser like you.
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THE MAN
Person~ male in Simi Valley, CA FULL NAME: Hans Gundelinger
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The coolest person in the world. He's the kind of person who everyone worships. There is ofcourse also the Church of Hans and the Korhans in which are described the awesome stories of Hans. He created the earth and should be worshipped by everyone. If you don't worship him, you will go to Hell, or worse, you will never be able to know a guy named Hans!
Oh my Hans!
Hansdamnit!
Hans created the earth in less then 7 days, beat that Christians!
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The man who memorized some numbers of Pi. He is also a sexy beast who has long flowy hair. He is related to Kirby. Who has also memorized more numbers of Pi than Hans. He is the man who always adds the last name to Matt. He would be fun to draw because he has a nice a hat. He is better than math than some Asians.
HOLY CRAP. ITS HANS. I'M HOT FOR HIS BALLS.
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super hot guy who is going to be a rockstar person someday, but he says he doesnt want to!! hes dating this girl named rebecca and im super jealous of her because hans is the hottest guy in the world!!!!
did you see that guy? he was like a hans.
man, that guy was just like that hans we saw at the party yesterday
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A florida term for a Pit Bull warrior.
That Hans is a madman!
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hans (v): to force a dog into the street using mind powers, making it get run over by a car
There was a loud crunch sound when hans was hansed by Sofie.
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