What is Hans Gehrke?
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Someone who blows people's minds on a daily basis with his amazing-ness.
Dude... that guy is more than awesome... he's Hans Gehrke.
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A very queer person, with long hair, and he wears the same retarded looking sweatshirt everyday. He enjoys taking it up the ass with his other queer friends. He plans to get a sex change operation when he can afford it so he can be how he always wanted to be.
"Hans, quit raping me!"
"Oh my god, that dude is such a Hans Gehrke, what an ugly sweatshirt!"
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The middle of nowhere.
After driving for an hour, we got lost and ended up in East Jesus Nowhere. It took us three hours to get home
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This is a cross between crochet and and riding a crotch rocket. Just make sure you hit the balls!
Man, you were so awesome at crotchet..
