Hans Moleman

What is Hans Moleman?


1.

A hapless character from the Simpsons, an old man who is perpetually getting killed or injured in nasty, tragic ways.

Phish: "Who here has medical marijuana?"

Hans: "I do..."

Phris: *reads prescription notes* "Whoa...you're really sick!"

Hans: "The doctors never told me that...I had to hear it from Phish."

2.

god of kickassedness

hans is in charge of everything that is cool and unshawish!!

3.

A large mole situated above the penile region that turns the female status away from the genitals, therefore receiving no oral pleasure ever in there lifetime.

Did u see that Josh Brown kid today, god he has a wopper of a hans moleman

See mole, loser, gimp, cincinatti bowtie, alaskan pipeline


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