Hans Solo Edit Meaning

1. A turtle-like person. ONE GUY: That guy is such an ernstoff! ANOTHER GUY: Yeah, and that bowl cut only accentuates it. See dork, idio..

1. The act of falling over a baby seal, then being hit in the head by a giraffe. I was careful not to austenlamaliciousdocious, as the ani..

1. When one begins to defecate and nothing is released, but suddenly a huge amount of fecal water rushes through your anus, prodominantly l..