Hans Vankhoff

What is Hans Vankhoff?


1.

The name of a man you call for on the telephone in part of a prank.

Caller: Hello, is Hans Vankhoff in?

Receiver: Who's Hans Vankhoff?

Caller: Well, do you like hand jobs?

Receiver: Uhh... Well, sure, I guess.

Caller: Then I guess you should come over to my place and let me see those Hans Vankhoff!

See perverted, prank, telephone, the simpsons, spam, Limbo


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