What is Hansard?
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A penis that has been inserted into too many strange and unclean vaginas without using a condom, resulting in a mishapen shaft and head. Often times, the penis will smell like a rotten egg and have a yellowish brown discharge.
Jim: I knew I should not have had unprotected sex with all of those nasty whores.
Ryan: Why? Did your shit turn "hansard" on you?
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A comeback of the "yo' mama" genre. If you really think about its implications, it's rather insulting.
Steve: &quo..
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n. A (very) public drinking fountain, where (homeless) people may have urinated.
*Alice and Bob walking in a park*
Bob: Hold up, I wan..
