What is Hansard?
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A penis that has been inserted into too many strange and unclean vaginas without using a condom, resulting in a mishapen shaft and head. Often times, the penis will smell like a rotten egg and have a yellowish brown discharge.
Jim: I knew I should not have had unprotected sex with all of those nasty whores.
Ryan: Why? Did your shit turn "hansard" on you?
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see Bitch; an unpleasant woman; the female of the dog or some other carnivore.
"Man I hope my boyfriend doesn't turn out to b..
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Utter chaos, thrown together, unorgainzed in any sense.
The blankets on the bed became kittywampus after the long night with him.
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Used if you have just beaten someone. Used by Alan Partridge. Said in front of the loser, while rubbing you're 2nd and 3rd fingers ..
