What is Hansard?
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A penis that has been inserted into too many strange and unclean vaginas without using a condom, resulting in a mishapen shaft and head. Often times, the penis will smell like a rotten egg and have a yellowish brown discharge.
Jim: I knew I should not have had unprotected sex with all of those nasty whores.
Ryan: Why? Did your shit turn "hansard" on you?
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A shock site depiciing a guy eating something out of an ass.
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Refers to the loose skin of a basset hound looking like a slutty vagina
Did you see the brandy neck on that bitch?
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Fecal matter left in underpants after a lumpy fart
After having to my much curry last night, I had to use two bottles of bleach to take..
