What is Hansen?
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n. A quiet and dependable group of people who are known especially for their unbeatable work ethic. Usually originate in the Netherlands. Can also be red-headed.
"You need your roof shingled? Why not hire some Hansens to do it?"
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2.
When the penis whispers to the hand and says, "its ok to go in thier, she won't mind." And the hand listens and surcomes to the urge of fingering that lucky girl.
The girl will enjoy it when the hansen takes over. Hansen cock ass.
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The act of getting Jizz poured on you from a cup, the cup being filled with the cum of 6 various males named zack, chris, JOE, nICK, troy, and christian. After the jizz was assembled, a member named zack spits a lugi after eating chocolate and thus creates a chocolate jizz mix poured onto the vulnerable fatass. When the mix is layed onto the face, he screams out in a fucking annoying ass voice," IS THIS JIZZ!"... " Are these little Nicky's on my face!!??"
That kid got hansened last night.. it was so emmbarassing
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A group who went down hill due to the main singers balls dropping..
hansen? who the fuck were they?
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the most horrible band in music history.
The hansen only got one audience member for its show.
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