What is Hanser?
1.
a disease which involves you becoming a lostcase for a temporary amount of time
unless of course you are hans
boy oh boy that dude is definately suffering from hanser if he cant remember his own birthday
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An extremely talented, intelligent, often very attractive person who fails to live up to popular expectations, especially if mental health issues are involved (after Mark Hänser, a gifted but tormented Bostonian painter/poet/actor/performance artist who was offered a modeling contract soon after graduating from Harvard). Can also be used as a verb to describe the same.
She was offered a recording contract, but in her usual confused fashion, she hanser'd the opportunity and fell back into obscurity.
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A long, unbroken piece of human feces that resembles a balloon that a clown would twist into an animal.
"Man, I just coiled up a c..
