Hanuka Man

What is Hanuka Man?


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a jewish man who, on the first night of hanuka, goes into your home and gives you money, makes you bagels, and does your taxes. ( like santa claus but for jewish children )

joseph : hey ismael what did you get from the hanuka man?

ishmael : oh! some cool stuff like $100, some bagels, and a tax exemption!

joseph : SWEET!

See santa, whore, jewish


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