Hanukkah Zombie

What is Hanukkah Zombie?

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A jewish zombie who delivers gifts during hanukkah. The jewish equivalent of Santa, only a lot less cool. He carries around a large explosive dreidel and drives a ti-fighter. Overall he's a pretty nice guy, but if you make him angry, he and kwanzabot will totally kick your ass. Not a big fan of Mel Gibson films.

The hanukkah zombie totally didn't deliver on the goods this hanukkah. I think his Ti-Fighter broke down.

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