What is Hanus Crime?
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The act (usually intentional) of leaving a smear of feces in one's underwear which is then disovered at a later date by the one who is laundering the fouled item. The discovery of such matter is so disgusting, it is considered a crime against humanity.
Every time I do my sons laundry, I discover that he has committed ANOTHER hanus crime by allowing his underwear to complete the wiping of his butt rather than performing it correctly with toilet paper.
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derives from being zooted
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When a male (ideally) is "rooting" his beloved in the anal cavity, strikes her on the back of the cranium, in order to induce ..
