What is Hapenis?
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Pun. Combination of "happiness" and "penis" to get the meaning happiness found in (having) penis...happiness for heterosexual women or homosexual men
Girl: Don't we all want hapenis?
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A female orgasm, or excitinf forplay.
He's forplay was bad: breastfeedingly annoying, then he wonders why I never get hapenis.
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Random Words:
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an expression of amazement, similar to "what the fuck".
"so me and sarah were on the bus, and the 20, the 7, AND the 1..
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the act of drinking before going to a bar where the prices are higher
me: hey mike! you goin to the bar with us tonight?
mike: hell y..
