What is Hapenis?
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Pun. Combination of "happiness" and "penis" to get the meaning happiness found in (having) penis...happiness for heterosexual women or homosexual men
Girl: Don't we all want hapenis?
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A female orgasm, or excitinf forplay.
He's forplay was bad: breastfeedingly annoying, then he wonders why I never get hapenis.
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The akward silence followed by hostility that quieter guys experience when talking to a girl. However, if a more outspoken guy says the ..
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An insult that’s so bad and unexpected that it feels like someone just threw a grenade at you. Thus, the combination of the words: “burn..
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When one inserts a penis into another's poop chute.
"Don't worry mom. I can't get pregnant from doodie bopping!
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