What is Hapenis?
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Pun. Combination of "happiness" and "penis" to get the meaning happiness found in (having) penis...happiness for heterosexual women or homosexual men
Girl: Don't we all want hapenis?
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A female orgasm, or excitinf forplay.
He's forplay was bad: breastfeedingly annoying, then he wonders why I never get hapenis.
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Random Words:
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a man with a huge cock
tripod, wang, cock, dick, penis
cdm's got moose meat.
girl: omg (insert boys name) has a huge cock
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A word used primarily by men watching sporting events such as baseball, football, basketball and hogtie.
"Hey Blake, tatoo somebod..
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Performing oral sex on a female after a gangbang. Named for the white creamy froth that appears after vigourous sex.
After a participa..
