What is Hapenis?
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Pun. Combination of "happiness" and "penis" to get the meaning happiness found in (having) penis...happiness for heterosexual women or homosexual men
Girl: Don't we all want hapenis?
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A female orgasm, or excitinf forplay.
He's forplay was bad: breastfeedingly annoying, then he wonders why I never get hapenis.
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Slang for having two penises; or a transvestite female.
"She looked questioningly at me when I told her about the gremlin in my po..