Ha'penny

What is Ha'penny?


1.

(1) A small, but significant source of pleasure and comfort.

(2) The glans of the clitoris.

(1) Having those five minutes to herself before the kids came home, was a real ha'penny for Carol.

(2)

Mae West, in "She Done Her Good":

- "Happiness is finding the ha'penny in your purse."

- "Forget about the dollars, honey - just keep your hand on your ha'penny!"

English proverbs:

- If a lady hath hold of her ha'penny, she needeth no man nor his money.

- Be she ever so poor, when she polishes her ha'penny, she has riches indeed.

See coin, groat, purse, sporran, nub, Persson

2.

Ha'penny is a scottish word for vagina.

Shows your ha'penny, cover your ha'penny,stop feeling your ha'penny, stop fingering your ha'penny and hide your ha'penny.

See fanny, fud, mott, quim


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