What is Happy As A Goldfish In The Sea?


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Helen's phrase, created on new years eve of 2004.. she was extremly drunk and on her way to paralytic..too much of the old vodka i think :-P !

Helen staed this, when i asked her how she was..shortly before falling into my bath and collapsing onto my bed.. appualing behaviour helen! Of course, jan was completely sober :-)...!

Jan - Are you ok helen?

Helen - happ as a goldfish in the sea!!

Jan - okk then?

Helen - Wouldn't a goldifhs die in the sea, it's salty?

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happy as a goldfish in the sea, ahh those immortal words, bring a tear to the old eye.....well well well, i beg to disagreee, i do admit to uttering those words when i was hmmm under the influence. But nothing at all can compare to jan flashing at an eleven year old and kissing her little brothers terrrfieed friends. I rest my case. Plus theses words made a lot of sense at the time, and think about it, how happy would a goldfish be, surrounded by all that water, like a kid in a candy shop!!

''euan, look at my pants!!!Do u like my pants, heee heeee hooo hooo, jan cant stop rockiiiiin!''


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