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Man who waits for his missus to go shopping to have a wank
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A person who has a shag in the aisle of a supermarket
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WWWD, PHRASE: Soon, When the pedestal crumbles, what Mr. Obama will be askin himself.
Barry say's to Mama: "This stem cell re..
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When you wake up your girl by giving her a facial (ejaculate on her face).
The bitch was passed out so I gave her a gooey sunrise to ge..