Happy Bidet

What is Happy Bidet?


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The act of a woman performing oral sex on a man while he is taking a shit. Once the shit is finshed, the mans salad is tossed instead of using toilet paper.

Honey, we are out of toilet paper... I may need a happy bidet and a beer.

See toss, salad, booty, lick


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