Happy Flaps

What is Happy Flaps?


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A bikini burger, a vertical bacon sandwich

I tell you, she was so up for a porking her happy flaps were dripping with fanny batter, opened up like a wizard's sleeverevealing a gash as smooth and slick as an inside-out dolphin!


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