What is Happy Gilmore?
1.
The process of bending a girl over the arm of a couch or whatever, and starting at one end of the room, run at full speed (hopefully you are fully errect) and insert the penis into the vagina.
I bent my neighbor over the arm of my chair and happy gilmored her. Unfortunatelly I was limp and broke my cock.
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2.
One of the most awesome movies ever. Adam Sandler stars as Happy Gilmore, a hockey player who lives with his grandma and has a really bad temper. He has to learn to play golf to get his grandmother's house back.
"Wow, you can count."
"And you can count...on me meeting you in the parking lot."
3.
Best Film Ever!
"Jackass"
"Hey, if I saw myself in clothes like those, I'd have to kick
my own ass."
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4.
Act of going from pleasant to irrationally violent in less time than it takes to say, "Have you seen Shooter McGavin?"
"No, why?"
"Because I'm going to beat the living piss out of him."
"I think you're great, Sean."
"Why thank you Scott. I think you and your mum are great too."
"WHADDYA MEAN YOU THINK MY MUM IS GREAT??"
"Woo down there Scott, don't go all Happy Gilmore on me."
"Yeah well you're a lousy kidergarten teacher. I've seen your finger paintings and they suck."
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