Happy Hour Edit Meaning

1.

Where the worst selling and nastiest tasting alcoholic beverages are sold for half price to a bunch of alcoholics too drunk to notice.

Kids like happy hour, because afterwards they get to roll the drunk.

See Kung-Fu Jesus

2.

Time when you go to the bar and drinks are half off. Time when most cheap people get fucked up.

Also see crunk

i was so messed up after happy hour i went out went down on the guy with the manboobs!

See honest

3.

The Time When You Masturbate.

9am To 10am Is My Happy Hour

See masturbating, jacking off, choke the chicken

4.

Unrelated to the 'cheap drinks' definition, Happy Hour is a card game that can be highly amusing under the right conditions. It is usually played with a single deck, though multiple decks can be used. Any number of players can participate, and generally the more the better. The game begins with the deck being evenly divided among the players. The object of the game is to get all the cards.

That's it. No other rules.

One way to play 'Happy Hour'

4 players

1 deck of 52 cards

13 cards each

GO!!

See happy hour, cards, silly, riot

5.

when you imbibe great quantities of depressants

Since booze is considered a depressant, the term happy hour is an oxymoron

See happy, hour, booze, beer, bars

6.

(1) n. A social gathering in Calhoun College that features free food, free arteriosclerosis, but no alcohol. None. (2) n. Another apparently unrelated event that is "happy" only because you just drank your way into oblivion for less than $9.

"Wow, that happy hour at Calhoun College was such good, wholesome fun!"

"Let's go to that other happy hour; I hear that there's alcohol!"

See prohibition, ennui, propriety