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When you're out somewhere and there are hot chicks EVERYWHERE! It's as if a 'fanny bomb' has exploded...
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Creating sculptures out of living trees by encouraging them to grow in certain ways that are both aesthetically pleasing and functional...
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Pulling your hamstring after attempting to walk completely drunk
"Based on his limp that guy must have got hammered last night and..