Happy Landon

What is Happy Landon?


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While doing a reverse coyboy, stick a designer brand water bottle (i.e. Aqua Pana, Vittel, or Voss) into your partners anal canal. Once this has been acomplished throw your partner through a double pain glass window .

While I was at the opera, the old woman next to me told me that if I keep farting that I would end up on the reciving end of a Happy Landon

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