What is Happy Landon?
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While doing a reverse coyboy, stick a designer brand water bottle (i.e. Aqua Pana, Vittel, or Voss) into your partners anal canal. Once this has been acomplished throw your partner through a double pain glass window .
While I was at the opera, the old woman next to me told me that if I keep farting that I would end up on the reciving end of a Happy Landon
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Female genitals engulfed by fat, such that the stomach area of the woman just rolls down into the vaginal area. Fat like a hippopotamus...
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Slang in the Wexford area north of Pittsburgh for drinking incessantly and then complaining that you have to change your life, but then ..
