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The act of ejaculating in your partner's eye and then kicking her in the shin, causing her to move around like a one-legged pirate...
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the act of cutting off an erect penis, stick it in a hotdog bun, and eating it
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In swimming or track, the athlete in the farthest lane is the slowest qualifier of the heat. He or she is expected to lose the race beca..
