What is Happy Mondays?
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Bunch of scallies who made a few million 
"That DJ was a cunt"
"I know, he didn't even have any Happy Mondays"
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excessively cheerful office workers with overly earnest or maternal natures
The woman who greets you with a playful "here comes trouble" when you pass them on the way to you desk.
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Technique to combat impotence (aka brewers droop)
If your just about to slip your soldier up a tasty hoe but cant quite get hard, fold .. 
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some punk that's really broke and drives dump trucks, but tries to front like he's rich to get girls
Girl: "Hey Joe, let..