Happy Mustard

What is Happy Mustard?

sperm

ErZo: "open up for some happy mustard, dear."

Wife: "not in my hair or in my eyes!!" *gurgle gurgle*

See sperm, semen, baby batter, spunk, jizz

Ex Ninilo Penis

1. To believe that your penis has a purpose in life other than to piss and fuck. We will win this war only if we believe in Ex ninilo peni..

Taurboi

1. A half man, half horse rent boy typically used in gay pornography. "Brett is such a taurboi" See rent boy, boi..

Eaten By Beers

1. Slang for getting hammered drunk Man, I hope I don't get eaten by beers this weekend. See eaten, beers, hammered, drunk, slang..

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