Happy Parrot

What is Happy Parrot?


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A variation on the Angry Pirate, where instead of a shin kicking ending, the lady simply ducks to the side at a timely moment to enable her "parrot" - or shoulder - to take the brunt of the exchange, at which point she must squawk "pieces of eight" and smile as you would if you had a beak

I was totally going to give her an Angry Pirate but the bitch ducked, so I gave her a Happy Parrot instead.

See angry, pirate, happy, parrot, wrong


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