What is Happy Parrot?
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A variation on the
I was totally going to give her an Angry Pirate but the bitch ducked, so I gave her a Happy Parrot instead.
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When you get pulled over by the police and you realize you don't have your seatbelt on, so you have to click your seatbelt on quick..
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On the verge of homeless, bankruptcy and/or death.
"How ya doing, Chauncy?"
"I'm hanging like a loose tooth. I got..