Happy Patch Edit Meaning

1. When a peice of bling snags, knocks, bumps or otherwise dings you or your partner. I have a huge Rolex that dinged my girlfriends funny..

1. a paper towel, tissue, pizza box or any other drapery used to keep the lap dry during a road-spank. Typically a hole is punched through..

1. 1. Sex so fast that you don't even realize it's over when she's already dressed and leaving. 2. A flashbang grenade. &q..