Happy Patties

What is Happy Patties?


1.

Before a man has anal sex with a woman, He puts lettuce in her rectumm and proceeds to ram it in. After it is thouroughly rammed, he urinates on it and then eats it.

Screw iceburg lettuce, happy pattie lettuce is the bomb!


34

Random Words:

1. A person who takes a taken invidual with the intensions of breakign up the relationship and creating a relationship of their own. Meani..
1. trip columbus took a long voyage...
1. After a long and engaging amount of sex with a condom, the male removes the condom from his penis and takes the cum filled weapon and s..