Happy Patties

What is Happy Patties?


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Before a man has anal sex with a woman, He puts lettuce in her rectumm and proceeds to ram it in. After it is thouroughly rammed, he urinates on it and then eats it.

Screw iceburg lettuce, happy pattie lettuce is the bomb!


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