Happy Patties

What is Happy Patties?

1.

Before a man has anal sex with a woman, He puts lettuce in her rectumm and proceeds to ram it in. After it is thouroughly rammed, he urinates on it and then eats it.

Screw iceburg lettuce, happy pattie lettuce is the bomb!
34

Random Words:

Pork Scotch Talent
1. The amazing ability of Pork Scotch's to bore you to bloody death just by saying "hello" to you. If he ever sees that you ..
Read more
Rubal
1. The act of destroying something, be it a sound, someone's ego, a guitar amp, high-end piece of recording equipment, or just simply ..
Read more
Chode Diet
1. When a hoe with an octapussae only sucks chode for meals every day for a week. This is a chode diet. "Your mom went on a chode die..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free