What is Happy Pirate?
1.
its when a male is having his cock sucked and before he cums, he pulls it out and goes in one the person's eye then instantly after he slaps the person with his member and the person goes yarrrrrrr.
See
2.
when a guy cums in his lady's eye making me cover her eye like an eye patch and then he kicks her in the shin making her kick her leg up (kinda like a wooden leg i guess) making her jump around like a happy little pirate :D
mitchell gave tiffany a happy pirate last night
~DAMN theres NOT a visene for that!
(no wonder she said her shins hurt)
See
