Happy Present Day Edit Meaning

1. The first vag that you laid your lips on! (Unless you came via a C-section) A: I just licked my first vag! B: No, you licked your mom..

1. Mild exposure to radiation having positive effects on homies. Even though, that bitch worked at the nuclear power plant since Jesus wal..

1. A subservient underling or obsequious bootlicker who has sold his (or her) soul to the devil who employs him (or her); a shameless flack..