Happy Present Day Edit Meaning

1. 1.) when a woman gets semen splooged in the eye or eye vacinity; 2.) one who is not good at cumguzzling Guy to friend: "Dude, las..

1. a penis that suffers with spontaneous erections "yes, your honour, I saw him running through Epping Forest, in broad daylight, wit..

1. A burn, similar to a rug burn, which is caused by the friction associated with frequent and/or intense masturbation. Carl got a third d..