Happy Present Day Edit Meaning

1. A male (usually white) who is wanted by ladies, so he can make sweet, hot, passionate sex at them. man, i wish I was a zach humphrey S..

1. One who resorts to jumping on his hat when times are rough. Aw, man, my wife's such a Jump Hatter See jump, hat, hatter, ham..

1. A globule of snot and nasal mucus that hangs as a droplet from the edge of the nostril Like a heavy raindrop suspended from his nostril..