What is Happy Puppy?
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When a dude is blowing a dude and gets so happy that he pees on the pillow while the other dude ejaculates on his face.
Gregg had to throw away his pillow after his boyfriend gave him a happy puppy.
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when a girl is sucking dick, and she wags her face back and forth like a dog with a bone
give me a happy puppy but don't bite too hard...
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Random Words:
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The sneaky insertion in the brown eye when partner is expecting insertion in the proper recepticle.
To be used on the first date with..
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Software that is impossible to remove, but is otherwise not malicous.
Most preinstalled software.
That f***ing Zombieware kept reinsta..
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Used to indicate when you don't really remember what happened and you're lieing.
Is most useful while around people who have ..
