Happy Robber

What is Happy Robber?

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Coat your balls with tar, then stick them to the eyes of your victim. Pull away your balls from the face of the bitch, forcing their eyes to be stuck shut. The ho bag will look like a bandit with a tar mask. The tar that is sticking their eyes shut with force a grimace on their face so that it appears as if they are smiling. You rob them of their eye virginity and it appears as if they are happy.

I pressed my tar-soaked scrotum upon that cum guzzling ho bag's eye's like there was no tomorrow, forcing a happy robber.

See happy, robber, angry pirate, balls, tar, schlong master
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