Happy Sock

What is Happy Sock?


1.

n.

1. A mans favorite sock which he uses for masturbation.During masturbation, the sock catches the ejaculation which prevents a messy episode. Originating from some guy name Happy.

I want to spank my monkey. Have you seen my happy sock?

See cum, skeet, ejaculate, cum rag, cum pie

2.

noun.

A sock used by a soldier to masturbate and ejaculate into so the process of clean-up is more efficient.

Dude, I totally found Spec. Stockman's happy sock in my laundry and now my pants are all stained.

Sarge told me to get a happy sock, and quit getting the linens all sticky.

See happy, masturbation, jackin

3.

A catnip toy made by taking an unwanted sock and stuffing it with polyfil and catnip. Thousands of Happy Socks are made every year and donated to homeless cats at animal shelters in the U.S. and internationally.

A catnip toy made by taking an unwanted sock and stuffing it with polyfil and catnip. Thousands of Happy Socks are made every year and donated to homeless cats at animal shelters in the U.S. and internationally.

See happy sock, catnip, socks, cats


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