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The act of jacking off to a picture of yourself jacking off.
He found his own touch most satisfying while caught in the midst of an Inf..
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A line from one of the best SNL jokes ever.
"What’s the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One's a sick duck, ..
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Placing your dick over the shoulder of a seated person in accordance to the placement of a parrot on a Captain's shoulder.
Joe: Yo..
