Happy Tissue

What is Happy Tissue?

tissue used to wipe off bodily fluids expressed as a result of masturbation, typically from a male, but also applicable to females.

CB: How long has it been since you've been laid?

Jane: It's been a while...

CB: Oh wait...is that why I saw all those happy tissues near your bed?

Jane: Yup! I conk out afterwards and forget to clean up.

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