What is Happy Valentines?
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The act of squeezing ones testicles at the base so they are tense at the top of the fist. This makes a heart shape which you then shine a flashlight on to project a valentine heart on the wall, ceiling, etc. Course hairy nuts can also make this a Nappy Valentines.
Hold em, Squeeze em, shine the light, its a happy valentines!
Random Words:
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The vagina of an evil businesswoman; typically in the retail industry.
"That bitch needs to lighten up! Someone needs to kick her ..
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A fact expressed through song by Peter Griffin.
Everybody knows that the bird is the word,
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the w..
