What is Happy Valentines?
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The act of squeezing ones testicles at the base so they are tense at the top of the fist. This makes a heart shape which you then shine a flashlight on to project a valentine heart on the wall, ceiling, etc. Course hairy nuts can also make this a Nappy Valentines.
Hold em, Squeeze em, shine the light, its a happy valentines!
Random Words:
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This is a mental depository where a person stores all of her witty quips, phrases and comebacks.
What a word is to a Dictionary, a quip..
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When you have a shitty outlook on life
Bryan: That bitch is always complaining.
Duane: Sounds like a serious case of Opticalrectumiti..
