Happy Valentines

What is Happy Valentines?


1.

The act of squeezing ones testicles at the base so they are tense at the top of the fist. This makes a heart shape which you then shine a flashlight on to project a valentine heart on the wall, ceiling, etc. Course hairy nuts can also make this a Nappy Valentines.

Hold em, Squeeze em, shine the light, its a happy valentines!


6

Random Words:

1. Another name for a nextel mobile phone. Hey buddy, hit me up on the rednextel later. See cell phone, nextel, mobile phone, mobile, pho..
See unavailable, error, server 7. (v.i.) Out to lunch; not having it together; acting in a stupid way. Typically derogatory. Derivation: ..
1. Buttsecks. Usually perfomed on an unsuspecting victim. (>^(>O_O)> OH NOES!!1! Suprise Buttsecks! See buttsecks, suprise, kir..