Happy Valentines

What is Happy Valentines?


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The act of squeezing ones testicles at the base so they are tense at the top of the fist. This makes a heart shape which you then shine a flashlight on to project a valentine heart on the wall, ceiling, etc. Course hairy nuts can also make this a Nappy Valentines.

Hold em, Squeeze em, shine the light, its a happy valentines!


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