Happydar

What is Happydar?


1.

The radar transmission in your ex's brain where the moment you are happy, and over them, a signal goes off in their brain to contact you and ruin everything.

Julie: today is the day my exes contact me.

Marisa: heh?

Julie: my ex matt called me last night

Julie: and my ex derek IMed me

Julie: neither i ever talk to

Marisa: of course

Marisa : they have happydar

Marisa: if ur not miserable over them

Marisa: they know it

2.

when an ex contacts you when you're feeling good again after a breakup or you've found a new man. radar for happiness.

why's he calling me again?

happydar.


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