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when you get an email from someone in Nigeria, who pretends to have been involved in some sort of coup de etat or related to some bigwig..
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A penguin with epilepsy.
Simple as that.
Or, you could use it as a metaphor;
"Cor Ash, I'm shivvering like an epileptic pen..
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A person who is sexually obsessed with feet in some kind of way foot fetish
Man, that girl's feet are so hot I could just have sex..