Haptodysphoria

What is Haptodysphoria?

1.

An unpleasant sensation caused by touching certain materials like velvet, peaches, or velour. Haptodysphoria is neither a fear nor slang, and shouldn't be in this dictionary.

haptodysphoria: "I'm haptodysphoric, which means I hate touching certain kinds of materials."

See fuzzy dild smack, fuzzy feeling, fuzzy itchy fuzzy fire, fuzzy

2.

Fear of fuzzy fruits and or fuzzy surfaces.

I have an extreme haptodysphoria (fear of kiwi's and peaches). My friends chase me around with them. I lock myself in the bathroom.

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