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another name for sperm
"did you see all the bread softener on the shower walls this morning?"
See sperm, cum, semen..
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When a male goes to zip up pants, and the zipper gets stuck on your dick
"Oh man, I just got a metal dracula. @#$#%!!!!!!!!!!!!&qu..
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The lump of hard goo in a pump bottle of mosturizer. Come out under pressure and clings to your arms and hands.
The hardened, sticky g..