What is Har?
1.
sarcastic laugh- way better than lol
"har har har har"
2.
a shortened version of haha, lol, or any other phrase that has become basically cliche.
"did you see that girl's face?"
"har, yeah."
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3.
Can also be read/said as "Harr", "Harr harr", etc. You may also use all capitals, if trying to get the point across. It is indeed another form to laugh, which indeed makes everyone else giggle. Squares really only don't know what this esquisite word is. It is used by many people, and German teachers, around the globe.
Abigail: OMG my house reeks like salt
Maddie: HAR HARR HAR! abs, you're hilaious!
4.
A term used to produce an erection when one is flaccid.
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"Brian put it in me now"
"I can't, I am going limp"
"HAR"
"Ahh (relief)"
5.
To make a joke that plays with someone else's words and you think is really clever, but when you say it everyone thinks it is dumb and they laugh at you, but you never admit it is stupid.
Man 1: "Dude, my uncle is running for mayor"
Man 2: "Well, I hope he doesn't get tired while he's running!!"
Man 1: "Dude, why do you always HAR when you are with me?!"
Man 2: "UGHHH!!! I HATE YOU!!!"
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6.
a hair outa your ass. once it comes up you r ready to have sex and produce sperm
7.
a hair that grows out of butt