Har Har Edit Meaning

1. (AKA Lazy Boner) When your penus fills with blood so its still limp but appears much bigger then usual, in between limp and a full erect..

1. uhm-bil-i-gold Any lint, crud, dirt, candy or treasure found while digging in your navel. Man to wife: Look! I found some umbiligold! ..

1. when a friend/associate all but swears on his soul something is going to happen, and then finds a way to screw it up, or chickens out. ..