What is Harbin 9 The Penthouses?


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Where shit happens. Things perculate, marinate, and celebrate. GU socker runs through the hall. The elevator is only going down. And of course, Sexual Chocolate reins. Always on top.

HARBINIX 2008

(Brice is 20)

Non Harbinix Kid 1: What is there to do on weekends at this presitigous university?

Non Harbinix Kid 2: Club Lauinger man!!

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Harbinix Kid 1: What's going down tonight, other than the elevator?

Harbinix Kid 2: We're running shit...


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