Harboring A Wookie

What is Harboring A Wookie?

1.

Having an overabundance of body and/or facial hair.

<Zeke> OMG I just cleaned out my shaver: it looks like I was harboring a Wookie!

See hairy, shave, manscape, furry, wooly

2.

Straining on the toilet to release an over-sized piece of crap causing you to exclaim "wraaaaaauuuugh" (meaning "Mommmmy!" in Kashykk-speak); when the offending fecal matter is finally released and inspected before flushing, it is covered in ripped out butt-hairs.

From the WC: "Wraaaaaauuuuuugh!!!!"

Joe: "Hey, is that Bob in there?"

Betsy: "Oh, yeah, sounds like he is Harboring a Wookie again...maybe he needs a laxative?"

See wookie, butt, hair, strain, crap, toilet, laxative

3.

When a guy has an excessive amount of unflattering facial or body hair.

Oh my GOD, Zeke's growing a beard ... he looks like he's harboring a wookie.

See beard, wookie, hairy, manscape, shave
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