What is Harch?
1.
A term for band nerds, as claimed by drum "Hajor" Josh, meaning march, except "m" is replaced with "h" for some reason.
Mark time harch. Harch onward.
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2.
A swift kick delivered to the groin area of a man or boy.
"Dude, he got harched so bad yesterday, he still can't walk!!"
"Woah man, that's a pretty intense harching."
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3.
eating an excessive amount of food
"I need to harch the fuck out of it."
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