H-a-r-d Edit Meaning

1. the act of beating off to your own reflection in a mirror Bob: Uh, Jake just went into the bathroom naked with a tub of crisco and a ca..

1. When your computer networks gets 'fucked up' beyone repair, and your IT professional tells you there is nothing he/she can do ..

1. On the way Jason: I need backup! Richard: Ontw! "On the way" See omw..