Hard As Tits

What is Hard As Tits?

Desciribes the hardness or fortitude of an object or person(makes you wonder who's tits they're feeling).

"Goddamnit! These fishsticks are hard as tits!"

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Describes the strength, fortitude, or solidity of an object.

Goddamn it, these fish sticks are hard as tits.

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Gearthy

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Ym2

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