What is Hard As Tits?
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Desciribes the hardness or fortitude of an object or person(makes you wonder who's tits they're feeling).
"Goddamnit! These fishsticks are hard as tits!"
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Describes the strength, fortitude, or solidity of an object.
Goddamn it, these fish sticks are hard as tits.
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A lapdance from a stripper on the rag, leaving blood stain all over your white t-shirt. First used in the Chestnut Street establishment..
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When you hit a bowl of weed and you know it is keyed.
"Don't put that bowl down, let me hippie kick that shit"
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