What is Hard Attack?
1.
An uncontrolled raging-boner brought on by the presence of a bad ass chick. Also happens when watching porn in dorm rooms or on computers across the US. Can be fatal if not treated immediately. If no one is present to treat the affected area, self medication is often suggested. A travel size bottle of lotion should be kept in your pocket as a safety precaution when going out on first dates.
Her:(approaching a random stranger in a department store dressing room.) Excuse me, but can you unbutton my blouse? It seems to be a little too...tight.
Sucker: (shaking) Umm...s-s-sure..!
Her: Oops, nevermind! I think I'm just going to go back in and...finger, oh I mean, figure it out, hehe. *walks off*
Suckers friend: Damn, dude. What took you so long?
Sucker: Sorry, some bitch just gave me a hard attack.
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2.
An unfortunate medical phenomena caused by an overdosing on drugs such as Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra. Excess blood flow to the penis causes health issues throughout the rest of the body.
"I heard that Nick took seven Viagras to make sure that his dick-in-a-box joke worked out right, only to have a hard attack and black out on his floor."
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3.
1) Getting a heart attack from doing sex, while being "hard".
2) Getting a boner for no apparent reason whatsoever, frequent with young boys.
You know that greasy fries are probably not good for you, as your father died from a "hard attack". So do you mind
if I finish eating them?
When I was young, I always got some "hard attacks" at school
just by looking at the girls. I hated when a teacher asked
me to stand up, since I had a huge bone showing through my pants.
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4.
the metal station of Sirius Satellite Radio... GREAT station, plays every metal band from Judas Priest to Kreator to Death to The Human Abstract to Machine Head to etc... and there are great speciality shows like "Bloody Roots" with Ian Christe and the stoner metal show "Contact High" with Bobby Black from High Times
"Did you hear the new Machine Head song yet?"
"Yea, on Hard Attack yesterday, pretty good"
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